I'm making a "barry bot" to post on the forum.

I need suggestions for what it should randomly say in it's posts.

Keep suggestions to 1-2 sentences long.

I'll program in up to 30 suggestions from people.

"It's not that unusual for me to Fclose my buddies. It's a REAL shit test that most dudes can't handle. Trying to outframe my cock in your doggy ass with my balls poppin off your junk basket like a cancerous loaded clit is a powerful reality check that screens out the real PUAs from the boys."

"I'm trying to run a business here!"

"He is a nice guy, I don't mind him. I don't even hate the guy!"

"Does anybody want to do... Gay Bodyshots?!"

"Mr. Right is messaging me like crazy right now."

"90% of the forum are nice guys, I don't mind them. But the other 10% are COCKSUCKERS. Get the fuck out of my forum, don't even listen to the show."

"Mr. Right, don't listen to everything I say... please"

"Quinn C. Martin is gonna be on the show next week. He is a black. I'm not racist, thank you."

Everyone's like "Barry gets all his material from the forum, he wouldn't be able to do a show without the forum". Go fuck yourself, I'm doin' it right now..

Best BKRS song: "Pavel the lover is a lackey of Dimitri the Lover... yeeeea, he has no brains I think he is retarded, actually.. physically retarded... Shawn the fat go!"

"I did the Cemetery show last Friday. To all the cocksuckers complaining that I didn't deliver because I didn't go into the Cemetery FUCK YOU. You do it! It's my show!! In fact don't listen to the show, I don't need you!"

"wah wah wah... Jesus!! Crybabies..."

"Say warm alpha! Say warm alpha!"

-I need to make some capital here

-Cause if I say that, he will. Now he won't. NOW he will. Now he wont

-QUIT DOUCHING ON ME, you fucking cocksuckers!

"Formhandle is boring."

"Neil Strauss, give me US$ 10,000 you fucking jew."

"Do you have any anxiety disorders?"

"I live under Orthodox Jews"

Originally Posted by Facehead Everyone's like "Barry gets all his material from the forum, he wouldn't be able to do a show without the forum". Go fuck yourself, I'm doin' it right now..

LOL

Dude...don't know if you realize it, but you're giving me material here dude. You're a writer for the show now. If I had those voicemails I would have already played them...

Volunteers are HORRIBLE!

"I keep trashing the community yet I owe everything I have to being mentioned in Neil Strauss' book and appearing on David Deangelo"

"You Don't Get It"

"I have to stop doing these two hour shows"

"Jewing around"

life goes on.....but not for me

"Come on the show then"

Chad impression,"Extra Large Triple Triple Tea,laughs"

"Everything Cameron, Gunwitch, or Jen say I will follow blindly but not without first justifying myself."

Take a comedy program.

Just $298.50 until the Gunwitch Appreciation Show

Johnny Soporno is a pedophile, did you know that? No, just kidding.

Well, actually I do have no proof that Johnny Soporno is not a pedophile, so I guess Johnny Soporno is a pedophile.

At least that's what I' ve heard

NOT INTERESTED.

That black guy drank 3 of my energy drinks.